The Oasis Motel in Las Vegas, NV, is definitely at the trashy end of the spectrum (you can't pay by the hour, but you can pay for a half day so a number of, ahem, professionals frequent the joint) but it's clean and fun never the less. At the Oasis, you can explore your fantasies in the "Caesar and Cleopatra," "Tarzan and Jane" or "Adam and Eve" rooms, which have murals, Jacuzzis, huge mirrors, open plan bathrooms and multiple porno channels to choose from. Peter Carnowski, manager of the Oasis Motel, says that his themed rooms are very popular with honeymooners and couples looking for a good time.
In Niagara Falls, ON, Michael's Inn has three extravagant themed rooms complete with plenty of mirrored panels, intense décor and Jacuzzis.
There is a dizzying array of choices at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, CA, which has 110 themed rooms. There is a fifties room that would be perfect for trying out your cheesecake pin-up fetish wear, a cowboy themed room if you feel like going for a ride in the wild wild west and a caveman room if you want to play Flintstones. The Madonna also has suites specially designed for honeymooners. Fourteen of these very unique rooms come complete with a waterfall and several have fireplaces.
On a similar note, the Fantasyland Hotel which is located in Edmonton, AB, has 120 themed rooms, including the Luxury Polynesian Room, which looks like it stepped out of a kitsch seventies sci-fi movie. The "Truck" room boasts a mirrored ceiling and bed actually mounted in to the rear of a flatbed pick-up.
Your every whim catered for
For those with a hefty bank balance to support their sexual endeavors, the W Hotel in Montreal, QC, offers their extra special "Whatever/Whenever" service. Hotel staff offer to fulfill your every desire so long as it is legal and ethical. You want a bath filled with hot chocolate, champagne or Jell-O at 3am? No problem. Of course, for those with money, most high-end hotels will provide all kinds of services. You just need to have the moxie to ask for them.
