I don't know about that. My Gross Anatomy cadaver (we called him Sven, God rest his soul) was totally hung, but he had very small feet. So I'd say you can't judge a schlong by its footprint.

 

Do guys who hit on you by saying, "Will you be my doctor?" count? As a gynecologist, my standard brush off was "I don't do men." If you're looking to date a doctor, being one helps, since you're surrounded by them. But otherwise, it's kind of a liability as a woman. A lot of guys can't handle really strong, professional women.

 

Bare-chested photos. Come on, guys. Leave a little mystery. Our imaginations are the best aphrodisiacs and we don't need you to spell it all out for us, rectus abdominus muscle by rectus abdominus muscle.

 

My favorite first date is a hike. I figure, worst-case scenario, you still get a workout, and there's no fussing with primping and vanity. If your date doesn't find you sexy in your hiking boots, forget it. And if you hit it off, there's nothing more romantic than natural beauty.

 

Yes. I've gone to the bathroom, called a girlfriend, and told her to page me in five minutes. Five minutes later, back at the dinner table, I called the "hospital," apologized to my date, and beat it out of there.

 

 

 

First, check with your mobile-phone provider to make sure you still have service. Next, call the hospitals and morgues in town to see if he's turned up. If he has a wife, do not contact her. You probably have your answer. If all this fails, assume he has major mother issues and be grateful he didn't waste another precious moment of your life.

 

Her place. You may score or suffer immediate rejection, but either way you save cab fare.

 

Many of the same things that happen on Grey's Anatomy, but involving people who are much less attractive.

 

Absolutely. Alternately you can just ask if he has any Oxycontin. If the answer is "yes," run bleeding down the street and don't look back.

 

I would suggest initiating "The Talk" just as you're hooking up the next time. Guys tend to be pretty agreeable around then.

 

 

 

Yes. Hoards of Jewish men are interested in me. I'm supposed to make their Jewish mothers happy.

 

I was with a pediatric urologist once. Wouldn't recommend. I haven't ranked the others yet. Maybe a double-blind study? Doctors get off on graphs and charts. I'd love to see something like this presented at a national conference.

 

A little bit of everything. Lesbian gynecologists tend to have a lot of fun in there.

 

Fear of germs. Hypochondriac tendencies. Addiction to homeopathic medications. If you find his misplaced stamp collection he may be a secret philanderer.

 

Don't hold back. Open your mouth and let it fly. If he flies away he was never yours.

 

 

 

If a man doesn't contact you within the next forty-eight hours, he's probably not into you. If he really had a great time, he'll probably be calling or texting you within the first day. But there's no reason you can't call him if you're into him.

 

I'd have to say chiropractors -- the name, which is Greek, translates to: chiro = hands, praktik = use of. Even better are chiropractors who practice yoga. My clinic has an on-site yoga studio. Flexibility is very important!

 

Talk to her and find out what she likes to do, and focus on her needs. Maybe when she realizes that you're paying attention to her and being considerate she'll loosen up a bit.

 

I suspect the P-spot -- I'd guess that most guys are too inhibited to ask for it and many women are too grossed out by the idea.

 

I would ask your guy for it -- everyone wants to be a hero coming to the rescue. And it might even turn into a good game of playing "doctor."

 

Best: he's always going to know EVERYthing about your anatomy. Worst: ee's always going to know EVERYthing about your anatomy.