Best & Worst Times for Fellatio

Best Times:

After his team has won

After his team has lost

After his team has tied

His birthday

Christmas

Labor Day

St. Patrick's Day

Flag Day

Presidents' Day

Groundhog Day

Space shuttle launch days

Wednesdays

Full moons

Quarter moons

Yom Kippur

The Solstice (summer and winter)

Before dinner with your parents

After dinner with your parents

Just before the credit card bill arrives

After "accidentally" throwing out his collection of baseball cards/comic books/Pez dispensers

While dressed as Vampirella, a nurse or Wonder Woman

After revealing your abandonment issues 

Did we mention Wednesdays?

Worst Times: