While there have been no scientific studies in to the effects of certain diet on the taste of semen, anecdotal evidence gives the following advice to those who would like to sweeten the blow (job):

 

- In season three of Sex and the City, Samantha sought to make her lover’s bitter tasting ejaculate more palatable by giving him a cocktail of wheatgrass, ginger and melon.

 

- Pineapple juice is said to sweeten spunk thanks to its high sugar content, but eating any fruit in large enough quantities will help.

 

- Garlic apparently makes semen pungent, but the herbs spearmint, cilantro and parsley will improve the aroma.

 

- Staying properly hydrated will make your juices less concentrated, and therefore easier to swallow.

 

- Clean living creates cleaner tasting juices, there is apparently nothing more gross than the spunk of a heavy drinking carnivore with a penchant for smoking dope and cigarettes.