7 people NOT to put on your vision board
Theoretically, when it comes to collaging a vision board, everything's fair game. But to ensure 2009's better than last year, we suggest avoiding images of the following…
Bernard Madoff: Unless this is the year you're determined to become involved in a Ponzi scheme.
Sarah Palin: Sure, she might have come within spitting distance of the White House. But at this rate, she's going to be known more for her questionable comprehension of geography than her political abilities.
Plaxico Burress: Make 2009 your self-inflicted-gunshot-wound-free year…
Kim Jong-il: … don't make it the year you dress in pajamas and move to a totalitarian state!
Mike Myers in The Love Guru: Unless you want a laugh-free year.
Axl Rose: Unless you have 17 years to spend making the perfect vision board.
Beelzebub: Still just an all-around bad dude.
Five people to put on your 2009 vision board:
Heather Mills: An inspiration to anyone who ever wanted to take a Beatle to court.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: Incredibly, these two talentless celebudebs actually gained credibility this year with the fashion-istas. There are second acts in American lives.
Katy Perry: She kissed a girl, and maybe we can get our girlfriend to do the same after enough tequila shots.
Helen Mirren: Still sexy at 63 in that red bikini!
Michael Phelps: If the already-ultra-fit Usher had a vision board, even he would have a picture of the Olympic gold medalist.
