How to Recognize Princesses
How to Recognize the Female Princess
Her nose is tilted at a right angle to the horizon
She has a credit card paid off by Dad
She is wearing a tiara. And has two friends carrying the train of her gown
When she takes the bus... well, she just doesn't. And if she has to, you'll hear about it. For a week
Thinks the behavior in The Hills is justified
Likes Matchbox Twenty and thinks Rob Thomas is "dreamy"
How to Recognize the Male Princess
Won't pee out the car window during a road trip
Thinks he's too good to sit in a car all night with you outside your ex's apartment
At the end of the meal, reaches for his wallet... sloooowly
Drinks only imported beer
Derides digital technology (the hipster version of the male princess)
Insists on the new Woody Allen movie instead of Terminator Salvation
