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RELATIONSHIP
How to Play Cupid (without shooting yourself in the foot)
By Lola Augustine Brown
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Disastrous matchmaking stories from the frontlines
"I was set up with a seemingly normal guy, but my friend neglected to tell me that he believed he had been abducted by aliens, and talked about it lots. I was mortified when he told me, and couldn't end the date fast enough." -- Alexa, Winnipeg
"My boss set me up with an amazing girl, and we dated for three months. Unfortunately, my married boss also had the hots for her and got really jealous whenever he saw us together. It was a very strange situation." -- Jody, Truro, N.S.
"An old friend hooked me up with this 'great guy' that her husband worked with. She neglected to tell me that he was a 'little person.' That was such a major detail to omit, I wish I'd been prepared and could have dealt with the situation a lot better if I'd been forewarned. I was so shocked when I walked into our blind date." -- Sarah, Vancouver
"I met a really beautiful girl through an ex-girlfriend and I fell totally in love with her, until I realized she was a bunny-boiler. She stalked me and I even had to get a restraining order to stop her. My ex was so embarrassed and vowed never to play cupid again." -- Sean, Vancouver
"I've been set up with guys who have terrible B.O., are really married, have no social skills and still live with their mommy. When someone tells me that they know someone I should meet I just tell them no straight away. I'm fed up of being set up with losers." -- Jenny, Toronto